It's worse

After two days of travel, my greatest fears have been confirmed. No, I didn't run into the abominable snowman (looked up the spelling), I ran into someone far, far worse: Bigfoot. I haven't actually seen him yet, but I've seen his tracks. It has to be him, I just know it! And he must have taken my cameraman with him! Now, I'm an expert at math, and, judging by the length of those foot prints, probably about 12 inches long, use the FPI multiplier, carry the one, add the two, and, OK, he's probably approximately 6 feet, two inches tall.....I, I've seen worse, I've seen bigger. Much bigger. One time, this huge monster captured me, and I was sure he was going to eat me, but he just sat me down on this giant platform, and took a picture of me with this huge camera, and then grabbed me, and moved me a little, and then took another picture, and kept doing that. Never could figure out why. Eventually, he just let me go. It was very strange. So, yeah, I've seen worse. Now I just have to follow these tracks...