This is Vandy's Hacker Friend

Hey guys. What's up? This is that 'hacker friend' Vander was talking about.  Some of u more "technologically minded" readers might be wondering why I'm posting on his account. That's complicated, but it has 2 do with an XHTML string in which even the smallest breach may result in my entire Google Account getting hacked. My account contains much important data, data that plenty of countries would pay big 2 get their hands on. No, nothing illegal (er, not too illegal). If certain people got their hands on it, i'd be in way over my head. So...i'll use his account. Gave me his password? No, he failed to triple-encrypt his psswrd with the necessary bio-double standard encryption software 2 make his account even remotely secure. I'd post u the link to the software but...uh, where was I? Oh, sorry, I get carried away some time.

Anyway, I found that tracking system VD12 was talking about and am tracking it via triangulation using 6 cell towers for extra accur-. Oh, sorry. Anyway, I know where the bad guys r, and I managed to figure out where the "Van Man" and that Aleck guy r, so I'm sending support right away by entering into the Coast Guard's database and embedding a "cry for help" signal, type beach rescue, which, of course, requires going into the Cuban Coast Guard 2 kindly ask 4 free passage way of the rescue planes, temporarily disabling "authorization protocol", after permission of course. Hate to single-handedly start a war, hehe. This should save us approx 85 minutes. I am now routing the rescue planes on a faster trajectory by taking data from the national weather service 2 adjust 4 surprise wind resistance and...um, oh sorry. I got carried away again. Hehe *looking over what I wrote* Wow, *crickets chirping*. Sorry if I bored you guys. I guess that's why i'm not a blogger and V12 is. Sorry. Just wanted to let you know that they're both safe :)

Sincerely,

Sorry, still can't know my name.