What the President Said

First of all, I'd like to mention something. I live in California. That means it's eight hours later there than it is in Greenwich (Greenwich mean time). However, currently, I'm in Africa, where it is one hour earlier than Greenwhich. You'll see the current time for where I am on the right, which will adjust whenever I change time zones. Now back to the post...

Here is what the President said when he called me this morning (last night American Time)(on speaker):

"Hello? Vanderdecken12? Yes? How's Aleck doing? Oh, that's too bad. Yeah? That reminds me, once, my brother was asleep until, like, 11 AM, and...oh sorry, I got carried away. I just wanted to tell you and Aleck that we now know where the bad guys are going to land from their communications with a landing strip. We have decided that letting them lead you to the location of the cookie is the smartest idea, so we're going to give them an eight-hour head start.  After you land, there will be five hundred troops from five different countries all waiting to help you chase after them. You and Aleck have earned the utmost respect from me and many of my top advisors. We will help you make sure that these fellons do not escape with the map. Good bye. The President."

To which, Luther, who was listening, said only "Not if HUNGRY can help it," when he said the part about not letting them escape. Wow! I'm glad the President thinks so much about me! I guess we should be able to land tomorrow and...oh! Ben wants to say something, I think...

Yeah, it's me, Ben. Just wanted 2 let you all know that what the President says checks out. The bad guys will b landing in Lagos in Nigeria, & Vanderdecken12 & Smart ought 2 b able 2 reach the port within 24 hours. Also, something odd has come up. This "President of HUNGRY," who looks & sounds just like the real President, apparently has a nickname. After scanning the database of recent HUNGRY associates chat & email records, I came up with a rather large & lenghty list. However, after narrowing it down based on relevency 2 words similar 2 "leader", I found that this guy is often known by a nickname: MOD. I'm assuming they're talking about "MODerators", often known as "mods", but those guys are good guys. V12 (get it? V8, but with a 12!) himself, when not working for the forces of good and niceness, has been a moderator. I don't know how someone so evil could be associated with people so determined 2 keeping spam out of the daily lives of people everywhere!