A little tied up

Well, I don't know how to explain this exactly, but I am hanging upside down, suspending about a foot off the ground, victim of a precariously placed trap, destined either to die a slow death, or be captured. I'd choose death, and take a suicide pill, but I forgot to bring one (bad habit of mine). I am typing this from the laptop which, luckfully, landed right below me. I'll have to close it, though, because it is getting me kind of dizzy typing up-side down and...wait, that's Aleck. Oh, no. He's coming this way. Oh boy, ummm. OK, I have to send this before he sees...