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April 28, 2009

Rabbit Catching

We've spent the entire day today just catching rabbits. It's very boring work, but I've been kept busy keeping an eye on Aleck. We resume our chase tomorrow.

P.S. for those of you who think catching rabbits and killing them for food is cruel, you must remember. If it weren't for the rabbits we would starve. If we starve, we won't get the map. If we don't get the map, we won't get the cookie. If we don't get the cookie, the world might not have enough food. If the world doesn't have enough food, we might die! If we die, we won't be able to take care of the rabbits, and wolves will get them! And besides, we aren't actually killing the rabbits, we're just catching them to release them and follow them to where they get their food.

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