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June 14, 2009

To Sum Up

I'm going to summarize the end of our long and eventful journey, so that everyone knows what happened.

The gigantic cookie, baked by Ruth Wakefield, which contains a super-preservative and a yeast-like substance, and is over 50 miles wide, was found by veteran Secret Agent Aleck Smart, and me, rookie agent Vanderdecken12. However, we couldn't have done it without the young, genius computer-hacker and math & physics wizard, Ben Simmons.

This cookie will allow the culinary world to do things never done before. We no longer have to worry nearly as much about food shortages, or about food going bad, at least not in terms of bakery products. The cookie will be divided up and used throughout the world.

Still at large are three HUNGRY operatives, an unnamed criminal mastermind; his side-kick, Jackson; and Bob Simmons, who has acquired a piece of the cookie. Bob will most likely depart from the other two. However, none of them is considered a threat at this time, since they will have to go into hiding for quite some time to avoid instant recognition and apprehension. The HUNGRY organization has somewhat dwindled in the past few days, mostly due to the failure in Congress from the overzealous leaders. Many people found the prohibition of all cookies a bit too much, and many of the Healthful Usurpers of Nutritionless Goods to Replace with Yams have disbanded. There still remains, of course, some extremists who are determined to stay with their cause 'til the end. Like the three main operatives, however, they are considered benign, at least for the time being.

As for right now, I'm just going to hang out with Aleck once we reach the hospital. For those of you who were wondering why I was saying Aleck was nearly dying on the updates, when the "scatter to pieces harmlessly gun" was the only thing that hit him, it is because, while not life threatening, or even painful, it makes the victim extremely tired, which nearly killed Aleck, he being already so tired from our long, food-deprived trek on foot. But he will, of course, recover, eventually. So, there's not much left to say. It's been an exciting journey, but I need a break. As much as I enjoyed fighting for my life day after day after day, it's much too tiring, and too stressful, to go out and do every day. So, thanks for staying with me, everyone, I'll be sure to post when something interesting happens again, don't know when that'll be, but hopefully not very soon, since I plan on staying away from danger for as long as possib....

Whoa, Ben just called. He said that somebody broke into the building he was staying at, he said he was worried they were coming for him. I told him not to worry, but then, well, then he hung up! I'm afraid this isn't over yet! I'll post tomorrow. For now, I have to find out what happened to Ben!

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