We're Dead

Wow, I'm really surprised! I didn't think Heaven had wi-fi. So, good news. Aleck and I both made it into heaven, though we're yet to meet St. Peter or anybody. In fact, Heaven looks a lot like the desert that we were in, except for one thing; the ground is edible! It's really good. In fact, it tastes like, well, like a cookie! And, hey, who are those people? Out on the horizon. It's the three bad guys we were following before we died. Wait a second, they made it to heaven too? What are those vultures doing circling us? I didn't know vultures were allowed in heaven. Ouch, my head hurts. Hey, we're not in heaven! But what about the ground? Oh, it's the cookie! It's inside the ground! But this cookie is huge! At least 50 miles in diameter. Better start eating before we actually die. But, oh, that's not good. The bad guys have spotted us. They seem to be heading toward us.

This isn't over yet...