Aleck Smart Reporting

Originally Posted on August 24, 2009


Before I begin my report to everyone on this site who holds an interest in Vanderdecken12's fate, I wish to point out that he completed his mission. The atomic bomb did not reach Phoenix, and little, if any casualties were sustained.

We were viewing the scuffle from the satellite. Vanderdecken12 managed to bluff the bomber into stopping his truck, and then pulled him out of the vehicle. They exchanged a few words, and then a fight ensued, and although the would-be bomber appeared to be an exceptional fighter, Vanderdecken12 was bravely holding himself up, and failing to show the enemy the damage he must have been taking. Eventually, however, the man pulled a stun-gun on Vanderdecken12, and although Vanderdecken12 seemed unaffected, it appeared he shot multiple times. This must have been due to the adrenaline rush no doubt caused by being responsible for the entire city of Phoenix, and Vanderdecken12 managed to stay conscious enough to grab the gun from the man and turn it on him. The bomber, however, managed to get in the truck before Vanderdecken12 could fire, and a few seconds later, a 50-megaton nuclear blast was registered. Needless to say, Vanderdecken12's last actions saved the residents of Phoenix from unthinkable casualties. In the final minutes of his life, Vanderdecken12 did more than most people can ever dream to. His last seconds no doubt were painless, and full of triumph knowing what he had done.

Vanderdecken12 will be remembered as one of the greatest agents ever, especially as an amateur such as he was. We all hold him in highest regards, and mourn the loss to this nation. Flags would be at half-mast -no, quarter mast - were this not a high-security case.

Sincerely,
Aleck Smart