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November 1, 2009

Ben Simmons Here

Hey, everybody. I have some...news (for lack of the right adjective). Gosh, I don't know how to tell you. Ok, here it is. This blog wasn't ended by Vanderdecken12 on August 22nd. It wasn't his last post. That was a government agent (besides Aleck) who shut the blog down to cover up a government secret. It wasn't like a really bad secret. Not even as serious as aliens or something. Just a little incident. To those of you who are new here, you should probably go back over Vanderdecken12's posts a bit, but to sum it up, he and Aleck Smart were comissioned to find a giant cookie which had preservatives that kept it from going bad, and a bacteria kind of like yeast that made it keep growing  bigger and bigger indefinitely. They succeeded. Unfortunately, it turned out to have serious health effects (because of the yeast-like bacteria), which was discovered first-hand by Vanderdecken12 while he was in the 1700s. 'Why'd he go back in time?', you ask? To save me from a "mad" scientist who wasn't really mad; just desperate to find a way to make the world a better place.  (his name was Ludwig Einstein, and he's current touring 18th century Europe. Well, actually, I guess he's dead now, being that this is the 21st century, but that seemed like only yesterday. Yeah, I know, time-travel is confusing stuff). So he ended up realizing that you can't change the past, and so that stuff's over with. According to the last post you can see here that Vanderdecken12 actually wrote, Aleck destroyed the "mad" scientist's lab, so that nobody would discover the secrets. The time machine that Vanderdecken12 had in his possession, however, was not destroyed until three days later. Vanderdecken12's two posts, and Aleck Smart's were deleted before they could be seen. I being somewhat computer-savvy, managed to recover them, and will post them here over the next few days so all can know the brave and final deeds of the late Vanderdecken12.

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