Something Sort of Exciting Happened!

While I may be an only child, I have, like, 30 cousins. So my grandma is Christmas shopping, and I thought I'd tag along. After all, my self-developed 6G network is pretty powerful., especially hooked up to the Rubik's computer, as I call it.  So I was in the car, waiting for my grandma to get back with the food from In-N-Out. Then I saw this really angry looking guy get into his car. Then a police man walked up and started talking to the guy. Then, I noticed, that there was somebody in the rear of the car that police officer was unaware of. And then I saw the guy in the back pull a gun out. Not good. I opened up my super-computer and read into a feature I had just learned about on EMP enabling devices. I wasn't quite sure what it would do, but I figured it might do something. And I was desperate to help. Unfortunately, I was 20 feet out of range. So, I got into the front seat, released the parking brake, and put the car in neutral. It started rolling back toward the police officer and gunman, who were now engaged in a standoff, just 100 feet away from me. I got into range and activated the EMP, just as the bad guys' car began driving. Apparently, I didn't know enough about cars to realize that they are extremely electronic. Therefore, when I activated the EMP, their entire car became disabled and rolled into the bushes, where the officer apprehended them both. Unfortunately, it had the same effect on m y grandparents' car, and I was unable to stop it. As the car began to roll off the hill and down into the gorge below, I barely dove out in time. But I had succeeded. And it felt good for the 10 seconds before I noticed my grandma holding a bag of fries staring down at her dirty, dented car in the gorge 75 feet below. So I am most definitely grounded again.