You'll never believe this

OK, I have a lot to tell. I was rescued, of course. But whom I was rescued by is what is surprising. It turns out, the cameraman wasn't kidnapped! I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. So I know what you're thinking (that's an amazing ability of mine), "the cameraman must have run away to avoid being caught". Nope, he just went outside to get a breath of fresh air and think things over. He's been in the cabin the entire time! So what happened exactly? Well, it turns out, the guy wasn't trying to kill me. As you may have picked up by the way he was talking, he thought I was an expert. In fact, he'd been told that he was photo shooting for one of those "how to survive in the wilderness" TV shows! He thought I was this expert survival guide that was going to show how to survive in the icy tundra! He's apologized, and wants to come back on as my cameraman. I agreed.