It's gotta be bad for you

Ben's working on our escape as I type. I just got done Google Chatting©  with him. Although I have no qualm over escaping to find the cookie, I'm afraid, well, I'm afraid maybe HUNGRY's right. How could something I thought was so good be hated by so many people, unless it was actually bad? I guess they're right. Sure, sure Ben, Ben'll be busting us out of here, but I just don't think it really matters anymore. The cookie is bad. That's hard to believe, but the cookie will kill people from obesity, high cholesterol, and clogged arteries. I can't let that happen. Sure, a plate of cookies now and then isn't that bad, but throwing a giant cookie into the world's food supply would destroy us.